This picture has led Mark, Kate and I to believe that Judd Apatow is going to be the next showrunner. Here are our casting predictions:
Seth Rogen as the Doctor. His catchphrase will be “I’m so high right now!” Picture it: As he runs to begin his plucky and unlikely-to-succeed attack on the Daleks, he shouts “I’M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!!!” The attack succeeds.
There are bongs all over the TARDIS, and a naked Jason Segel lounges at the top of the stairs, overlooking the console.
Michael Cera is the new companion. The first adventure in the TARDIS is to get him laid.
Along the way they run into James Franco, who is The Master, with Jay Baruchel as his right hand man.
The adventure takes us back to earth, where we meet Chris O’Dowd, chief officer of UNIT, and Elizabeth Banks, Michael Cera’s mom, who is constantly trying to hook up with the Doctor.
Leslie Mann shows up near the end of the series as a mysterious River Song type character, and Michael Cera notes that “Dude, she’s old enough to be your mom.” Seth Rogen gruffly tells him to “Shut the fuck up, kid.”
Also featuring a cameo by Linda Cardellini as Michael Cera’s high school English teacher, and a surprise last minute appearance by Jonah Hill to lend some gravitas, as the single Oscar nominee.
And don’t worry, we didn’t forget Paul Rudd, who plays the TARDIS, because the TARDIS now snarks back, like Jarvis.